Ingredients:
6 ounces cream cheese
1/3 cup mayonnaise
2 cups shredded sharp cheddar
1 4-ounce jar pimentos
1/2 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper (or less, for less spice)
Sea salt to taste

Directions:
Let cream cheese soften 30-60 minutes before preparing (or microwave it in 10-second intervals until softened).

Combine all ingredients into a bowl, and mix well. Chill for 30 minutes before serving.